Mnemonic

Testicular Tumours

A memory aid for the classification of testicular tumours.

Expansion

Germ cell tumours predominate, divided into seminoma and non-seminoma

Expansion

Germ cell tumours (about 95 per cent)

  • Seminoma: peak age 30s, radiosensitive, excellent prognosis. AFP is never raised; beta-hCG may be mildly raised
  • Non-seminomatous: embryonal carcinoma, yolk sac tumour (commonest in young children, raised AFP), choriocarcinoma (markedly raised beta-hCG, early haematogenous spread), teratoma, and mixed tumours

Non-germ cell

  • Leydig cell: may secrete androgens or oestrogens, causing precocious puberty or gynaecomastia
  • Sertoli cell
  • Lymphoma: the commonest testicular tumour over 60

Risk factors: cryptorchidism (risk persists in the contralateral descended testis too, and orchidopexy reduces but does not abolish it), previous testicular tumour, family history, infertility, Klinefelter syndrome.

Lymphatic spread is to para-aortic nodes, not inguinal, reflecting the embryological origin. This is why staging requires abdominal imaging and why a scrotal approach to biopsy is avoided.

The marker rule is worth stating precisely: pure seminoma never produces AFP, so a raised AFP indicates a non-seminomatous component and the tumour is treated as such.